””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
(This has been requested, so now I’m making a TL;DR version of the Ancestor timeline with all the facts that we know of and that I can remember.
The whole thing is very long so I’m going to put a read more in there. I hope you find it helpful! :D)
- The Condesce appears on Alternia and grows up to kill the previous Empress and becomes Empress herself.
- Dualscar, The Grand Highblood, Darkleer, Mindfang and the Dolorosa appear as grubs on Alternia in no known order.
- They grow up.
So I did that Naughty/Nice list thing with names and
Even has to prank santa
Dave you shouldn’t put all your smuppets on facebook smh
Mother Harley, saint of science and marksmanship
Your mom really appreciates the passive-agressive notes, Rose
Jane what did you do to Gcat
Yeah, 6724 out of, like, 4 isn’t bad at all.
Better watch your drinking, Roxy
Yeah Jake get it together god
That’s just the way he is Santa I’m sorry
Oh come on, all he did was kill everyone.
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names