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cowscratch:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

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Are you shitting me?

this makes me smile every time

striders-hot-ass
  • White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
  • Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
  • Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
askthepiratequeen

TL;DR Ancestor Timeline

askthepiratequeen:

(This has been requested, so now I’m making a TL;DR version of the Ancestor timeline with all the facts that we know of and that I can remember.

The whole thing is very long so I’m going to put a read more in there. I hope you find it helpful! :D)

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  • The Condesce appears on Alternia and grows up to kill the previous Empress and becomes Empress herself.

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  • Dualscar, The Grand Highblood, Darkleer, Mindfang and the Dolorosa appear as grubs on Alternia in no known order.
  • They grow up.

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spasticbirdie:

So I did that Naughty/Nice list thing with names and

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Even has to prank santa

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Dave you shouldn’t put all your smuppets on facebook smh

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Mother Harley, saint of science and marksmanship

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Your mom really appreciates the passive-agressive notes, Rose

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Jane what did you do to Gcat

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Yeah, 6724 out of, like, 4 isn’t bad at all.

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Better watch your drinking, Roxy

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Yeah Jake get it together god

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Yeah

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That’s just the way he is Santa I’m sorry

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Oh come on, all he did was kill everyone.

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serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names